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keychains are officially here, now available in two bestselling designs

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  • welcome back!

    i have returned! i'm officially in a new house halfway across the country and am ready to show off my latest nonsense. feel free to shop the latest bookmarks and stickers...

    welcome back!

    i have returned! i'm officially in a new house halfway across the country and am ready to show off my latest nonsense. feel free to shop the latest bookmarks and stickers...

  • 🚨 SHIPPING UPDATED 🚨

    to avoid any delays or hiccups with Canada Post, all pins and buttons from here on out will be sent via tracked shipping. You'll have several options available and will...

    🚨 SHIPPING UPDATED 🚨

    to avoid any delays or hiccups with Canada Post, all pins and buttons from here on out will be sent via tracked shipping. You'll have several options available and will...

  • 🚨 PRICES UPDATED 🚨

    as promised, prices on a few items have increased a tad (blame the economy). However, due to some unforeseen circumstances, the new product drop has been pushed back slightly. But new...

    🚨 PRICES UPDATED 🚨

    as promised, prices on a few items have increased a tad (blame the economy). However, due to some unforeseen circumstances, the new product drop has been pushed back slightly. But new...

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